Quite.
The email should really read:
Hi Rebecca,
Volkswagen has introduced these options but the factory ordering system will not let us currently add the Tech pack, and the Park pack is not yet showing. has absolutely no idea what they are doing. One fine day you may be lucky enough to order the options they prematurely offer on their website, at whatever discriminatory price they deem high enough to screw prospective R owners......but don't hold your breath!!!
What was seatgate all about then wigit?
Ha, ha. Good one! VW don't know whether they are Arthur or Martha. Probably Marthur!
Had the same drama last year when I tried to order Dynaudio. It was on the Configurator but not enabled for a Dealer to order it. By the time it was and included on the Dealer Order System, 3 weeks after my original order was accepted by the Factory, the BW moved from 2, then 4, then 9, then 7, then 8, then back to 7 where it remained. So it was up and down like a hooker's knickers!
Talk about turning customers into Marthurs.
