Andy, you should get a BMW or a Golf 7R.
The 335d has clocked 0-60mph in 4.5s
My 330d has clocked 0-60mph in 5.2s.
The M135i has clocked 0-60mph 4.5s.
The Golf R DSG has clocked 0-60mph 4.5s (Top Gear).
These are seriously fast cars.
What's not to like? And besides, a car is never fast enough.
Come-on dear chap. Go for one of the above.
The one thing I never look at are 0-60 times as the only thing they reflect is how high the engine can rev!
Give me 50-70 times in top gear, that's what sets the men out from the boys in the performance stakes for a road car.
I like a car that can accelerate up a steep hill in top gear, that's a true measure of useable performance to me, 0-60 is just for forum talk and Santa Pod RWYB junkies.
On West Country hills you need low end torque not BHP!
Unless you're into Jap cars that have motorbike style power deliveries and like going everywhere in second gear...
So to the Golf R - that's a definite possibility at some point when one comes up at the right price to change. But alas it would always be a car I admired for its technical prowess rather than actually loved.
The 135i is something you could love. But It's not for me. Having driven one it will always be remembered as one of those few cars that actually made me laugh as I drove it but it lacks that ingredient X for me. A one trick Pony, it'll never win the Ballon D'Or in the car stakes but it's got bags of character. If I could afford to run one and another decent car then I'd buy one in a flash.
The 3 series BMW's are just far too big for me. I've had a very memorable run out in a 335d X-drive and will always take my hat off to one when I see it. Phenomenal performance and reasonable economy but it's a motorway bruiser or better still an Autobahn one, it won't take bends and roundabouts like a GTI despite the extra traction out of the corners.
Which leaves us with a Golf GTI.
Or a GTD.
Two cars that have ingredient X and tend to over-perform when viewed as a whole package.
At least they suit my needs best, being fairly discreet but well respected and cost sensible sums to run, both easily tuneable if the mood suits and... need I say more!
I'm happy to be in the minority!