Geoff (Snoopy) and Monkeyhanger:
I leased a 5 Door DSG R on a 3 year Business Lease. Got a brilliant deal from my Local VW Dealer, added nearly £3k of options and it costs me just £3.95k inc VAT per year (Total £11.85k inc VAT). Just could not resist such a deal. So not all leasers are young p!ssers who cannot p!ss straight! Hope I am forgiven for being a leaser.
Of course you are forgiven, this is not that kind of forum.

But there will be plenty of 18-20 year olds jumping on a cheap lease that've never had more than 100ps at their disposal jumping into an R.
If the numbers made massive sense to me and I didn't have the GTD to get rid of, i'd have leased too. As mine will be bought outright, i'm not copping for tons of interest, which helps even things up. I'd never discount the lease option by some form of snobbery. I always consider the 2/3 year cost of ownership by all means available.
I might even go for the 5 year extended warranty and keep it 4 years then sell privately with a year's warranty remaining. I really can't see anything better out there in this price bracket - i'd have to spend an extra £10k to do better, and the MK8 will be out by then (maybe even a MK4 Scirocco).