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Offline simonpolly

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Re: Wonder what this bloke will do with his car...
« Reply #10 on: 08 January 2014, 14:00 »
AKA as clever dick  :grin:
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Re: Wonder what this bloke will do with his car...
« Reply #11 on: 08 January 2014, 16:14 »
He must have been doing c0ck push-ups to strengthen his member.

I hope his Mk2 has no power steering or he's just not a real man.

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Re: Wonder what this bloke will do with his car...
« Reply #12 on: 08 January 2014, 18:41 »
He must have been doing c0ck push-ups to strengthen his member.

I hope his Mk2 has no power steering or he's just not a real man.
WTF  :shocked: pretty gay statement that

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Re: Wonder what this bloke will do with his car...
« Reply #13 on: 08 January 2014, 20:23 »
Wtf was the £60 victim surcharge for? Stupid thing to do, but the authorities have really made a mug of him there!
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Re: Wonder what this bloke will do with his car...
« Reply #14 on: 09 January 2014, 00:11 »
He must have been doing c0ck push-ups to strengthen his member.

I hope his Mk2 has no power steering or he's just not a real man.
WTF  :shocked: pretty gay statement that

Nothing gay about a bit of appreciation for another dudes member... Wait.. Erm.. :undecided:

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Re: Wonder what this bloke will do with his car...
« Reply #15 on: 09 January 2014, 18:22 »
He must have been doing c0ck push-ups to strengthen his member.

I hope his Mk2 has no power steering or he's just not a real man.
WTF  :shocked: pretty gay statement that

He seems to just be quoting Tenacious D's first album, where they have a 'song' about cock-push ups so that they'd be better in bed with the ladies. ;)


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Re: Wonder what this bloke will do with his car...
« Reply #16 on: 10 January 2014, 14:18 »
they are deffo making an example of him, bet the road was staight with no one on it too.

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Re: Wonder what this bloke will do with his car...
« Reply #17 on: 10 January 2014, 21:08 »
Wtf was the £60 victim surcharge for? Stupid thing to do, but the authorities have really made a mug of him there!

I was wondering who the victim was myself  :huh:

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Re: Wonder what this bloke will do with his car...
« Reply #18 on: 11 January 2014, 09:50 »
He must have been doing c0ck push-ups to strengthen his member.

I hope his Mk2 has no power steering or he's just not a real man.
WTF  :shocked: pretty gay statement that

He seems to just be quoting Tenacious D's first album, where they have a 'song' about cock-push ups so that they'd be better in bed with the ladies. ;)


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Re: Wonder what this bloke will do with his car...
« Reply #19 on: 11 January 2014, 10:25 »
Maybe he'd installed an autopilot function?