Heated seats? Stop being a soft sh!te! 
I imagine heated seats to give you that same uncomfortable feeling of parking up on a warm toilet seat.... 
Haha! Dual zone climate anyone?! Will yours be off in winter?!


You are all a bunch of "soft sh!tes". This is my ride until the Golf turns up in a couple of months.
No Air con, central locking, electric windows...it doesn't even have a blower.
The heating runs off the exhaust and the only fan in the whole car is the cooling fan on the engine. The only way to clear the windscreen in the winter is to drive faster....

Also I counted the number of buttons and switches in the whole car, there are 13 including the radio and the interior light switches (I know it's a bit posh)
The golf has 19 (I think) on the steering wheel alone.