"Your car is in the UK. Now it's showing in transit. Damn, the site just went down for a bit, your order now shows as being with the factory. Sorry, your order number is no longer recognised - you did place an order, didn't you?"
- VW
Be good if they screwed it up the right way every now and then:
Your order is being processed
Your order is being processed
Site down,
Still
Your order is being processed
Your order is being processed
Side down again,
Your order is being processed
Your order is being processed
Your order is being processed
We're working on a new better tracker,
Your order is being processed
Your order is being processed
Your order is being processed
New better tracker is now down,
Your order is being processed
Your order is being processed
We'll look into it for you,
Your order is being processed
Your order is being processed
Your order is being processed
Actually your car has arrived at the dealers, come get it now.