Elvi's super happy cool funtime thread....(all links in here) & Now NSFW!!

[The Mighty Elvi]

Looking through his pictures, he's a right Jack the Lad. 


https://www.facebook.com/kingjack.lordcottle/photos

One pic of a note from his mum telling him to check the answerphone as there's a message from a debt collection agency and LLoyds Banks are chasing him.

Then there is a pic of a letter from Lloyds about the need to repay his £603.42 unplanned overdraft. Numpty makes no attempt to cover up his address and account number etc...

But fair dues.. He had this pic.



Quality.

[jv]

I think he puts forward a well thought through statistical analysis. Particularly of the tricky dilly dalla situation.

[Bandit127]

I think he puts forward a well thought through statistical analysis. Particularly of the tricky dilly dalla situation.

Yes. A good
"exsplernation "
of the process of evolution perhaps.

Perhaps he is not aware of the bit where the feeble are taken out of the gene pool. There is a good chance that, with a bit more effort, he will learn about that bit too.

[Mikehamid]

Love the irony of him calling other people chavs. He couldn't be less like one if he tried, plus his accent makes me want to rip off my ears to stop drowning in an ocean of glottal stops.

If anyone is in the market for a red 3 Series, avoid the one on his profile. Reg number is HIG 6682, and he's admitted to going sideways and thrashing it.

[Gti_Jamo]

What a guy!

[VW BUSH]

He is from Kent, it says somewhere Tonbridge but I think more like Medway towns or Orpy.
Given that he can read and write (in the loosest terms) he is Aristocracy for this part of the world.
Probably got a girlfriend/sister/aunt on the Ilse of Sheppy

[Jack3559]

This just came up on the local drift swap shop:



I'm slightly tempted to buy it, weld the diff and take it to Lydden.

[Bellend]

Temped to buy it take it round Brands Hatch.....

[Pinky 1959]

best described as a Fu***ng Idiot .
 He will most likely get Brands Hatch officials into serious bother ,He should never have been allowed anywhere near the track and with what happened at the Jim Clark Rally recently he could have caused a massive accident . He needs to be charged with at the least dangerous driving ....and the teams need to make a show of him for being stupid .

[RexTI]

Gotta agree with Pinky complete idiot but how was he allowed to get anywhere near the track?!! What a superb example of why teenagers in this country get such a bad rep!