Why would she need shoes and handbags in the kitchen?..
This was boggling me a bit too 
Pmsl 
Well as I'm at work for 18hours today and she's off.I bungled her some money and told her to go see her old mates in skegvegas.Seems to have cheered her up.
However.There is an eibach rear anti roll bar I want picking up on her way home and I don't know how to break it to her.
'Dear darling love of my life,
I hope you enjoyed the trip to skeg vegas, it's just one of the many ways to show you how much I love you.
Love, me.
PS. Pick up the anti roll bar I'm after & I promise that you wont have to stay in the kitchen for the rest of the week.'
Dear darling love of my life and most bootiful woman on the planet.
hope you had a wonderful time in skeggy. Could you possibly pick up something for your car *cough* my car, on the way home. It's no biggie....
There's loads of washing up when you get home and I'm f**king starving, can you stop at Unlucky Fried Kitten for me.
Cheers.
The Boss
Ps. Do you know it was February the last time you got on your knees and noshed it
