Author Topic: Tips required on shutting the woman up/keeping her happy.(Sick of car talk)  (Read 7365 times)

Gavv8

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I havnt married her yet.Want to finish my build or all my engine money will go on flowers and dresses mad craps.
That's vital arp bolt and paddle clutch money!!
Good now your thinking straight again...:afro:

Offline X4MGS

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Been Married Twice as well....


2nd time round - it's as simple as this....


Ohh b!tch - Pick up my parts on your way back from the party I've just paid for.... & make it sharpish as I need feeding and the dishwasher I bought you now needs emptying and your binlid (Kid) need putting to bed....

 >:D

Not Really  :D :D :D  as the 2nd wife was told before we got married that it was pointless trying to change me & if she did try she knew where the front door was and she could piss of back to her parents and share a room with her sister again - instead of living in my big detached house... ;)

Funny but after 10 years she still lives here  :smug:

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^Sounds more like a dictatorship than a marriage, i wouldn't get away with that and i wouldn't try.

Offline MS1COYS

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Been Married Twice as well....


2nd time round - it's as simple as this....


Ohh b!tch - Pick up my parts on your way back from the party I've just paid for.... & make it sharpish as I need feeding and the dishwasher I bought you now needs emptying and your binlid (Kid) need putting to bed....

 >:D

Not Really  :D :D :D  as the 2nd wife was told before we got married that it was pointless trying to change me & if she did try she knew where the front door was and she could piss of back to her parents and share a room with her sister again - instead of living in my big detached house... ;)

Funny but after 10 years she still lives here  :smug:

She must have been desperate to hang around after you laid that on the table. At least you've demonstrated chauvinism isn't dead. Oh, how it must feel to be firmly stuck in someone's pocket  :lipsrsealed:

An X4MGS communist dictatorship, lovely, she should have told you go f**k yourself and found a man whose mindset isn't that the resembles one from the early 1900's.
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Been Married Twice as well....


2nd time round - it's as simple as this....


Ohh b!tch - Pick up my parts on your way back from the party I've just paid for.... & make it sharpish as I need feeding and the dishwasher I bought you now needs emptying and your binlid (Kid) need putting to bed....

 >:D

Not Really  :D :D :D  as the 2nd wife was told before we got married that it was pointless trying to change me & if she did try she knew where the front door was and she could piss of back to her parents and share a room with her sister again - instead of living in my big detached house... ;)

Funny but after 10 years she still lives here  :smug:

She must have been desperate to hang around after you laid that on the table. At least you've demonstrated chauvinism isn't dead. Oh, how it must feel to be firmly stuck in someone's pocket  :lipsrsealed:

An X4MGS communist dictatorship, lovely, she should have told you go f**k yourself and found a man whose mindset isn't that the resembles one from the early 1900's.

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In that case, my bad habit would be misreading quotes and situations.   :smiley:

moment maybe  :lipsrsealed:

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Daves mrs wants me!! How was the cream & handcuffs?  :evil:

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