Been Married Twice as well....
2nd time round - it's as simple as this....
Ohh b!tch - Pick up my parts on your way back from the party I've just paid for.... & make it sharpish as I need feeding and the dishwasher I bought you now needs emptying and your binlid (Kid) need putting to bed....
Not Really
as the 2nd wife was told before we got married that it was pointless trying to change me & if she did try she knew where the front door was and she could piss of back to her parents and share a room with her sister again - instead of living in my big detached house...
Funny but after 10 years she still lives here