Tips required on shutting the woman up/keeping her happy.(Sick of car talk)

[X4MGS]

I think she just needs to get herself a hobby but when I ask her she doesn't know what she want to do!

Bloody women!

That just about sums it up in one!!

[VR6_Wherry]

In all seriousness though, a relationship is give and take. You need your time she needs hers. You have something to fill yours with, she doesn't. Spend some time with her talking and finding out what she likes over a dinner you cooked, with all the little extras too. Show it's not all one way as it never can be in a relationship. She'll feel great and you will get your space too. Win win as she is happy and you get to finger your bores.

I still think you should get a canvas of the two of you like was originally planned, you'll get some brownie points on that one. If you know her well enough you should already know what to do

What is her job?

*Really difficult giving a serious answer*

[Mitching]

Win win as she is happy and you get to finger your bores.

[LowlifeDubber]

I think that's the 1st serious post I've seen off you.
 

She works at the hospital in housekeeping.If i ask her what she wants to do she never had an answer! It's like if YOU don't know what you want to do how the furry fluck will I know 
Sometimes I wish beating women round the head with a wet fish wasn't so frowned upon

If I get the canvas thing she will probably take my pic down to put it up though!

[VR6_Wherry]

I think that's the 1st serious post I've seen off you.
 

She works at the hospital in housekeeping.If i ask her what she wants to do she never had an answer! It's like if YOU don't know what you want to do how the furry fluck will I know 
Sometimes I wish beating women round the head with a wet fish wasn't so frowned upon

If I get the canvas thing she will probably take my pic down to put it up though!

 

Let her have that one then, just the one though!

Tell her that she never knows what she wants to do, so you just assume that she doesn't want to do anything. Tell her she has a voice and to use it

Also give her a massage, they ALWAYS end happy

Once you've cooked for her and done everything, wait until she is asleep just gently rest your testicles on her head for about 5 - 10 seconds, just to reclaim some masculinity.

[LowlifeDubber]

Right.That last one needs to happen for sure!

[logeyboy]

Buy her a sewing machine and tell her you'd thought she'd like a nice relaxing new hobby.

Once she's become quite good at it, get her to start re-upholstering your car. The bonus here is you get to work together AND you car gets sorted.

[vw_golf_nutter]

difficult one coz i would love my boyfriend to be more like this! can i send him to you for a week? perhaps you can teach him how to be useful with cars and in return he can prove his new skills and give you a day off with your partner?! good idea i feel!

i actually get the same thing off my boyfriend, im always on ebay looking for bargain bits for my car, i sneakily spend money on the credit cards coz i couldnt possibly not but these headlight because i wont find another pair and im always going up and down the stairs to the flat pulling the cars to bits!
when i suggested going to a golf show together he asked if there were going to be any promotions girls  he doesnt apreciate vws at all!

[LowlifeDubber]

difficult one coz i would love my boyfriend to be more like this! can i send him to you for a week? perhaps you can teach him how to be useful with cars and in return he can prove his new skills and give you a day off with your partner?! good idea i feel!

i actually get the same thing off my boyfriend, im always on ebay looking for bargain bits for my car, i sneakily spend money on the credit cards coz i couldnt possibly not but these headlight because i wont find another pair and im always going up and down the stairs to the flat pulling the cars to bits!
when i suggested going to a golf show together he asked if there were going to be any promotions girls  he doesnt apreciate vws at all!

Screw it,you sit down with my missus and sort her out,i will teach your fella the way of the spanner.If that doesnt work i suggest we run away together.

[Gavv8]

Go out, get some food and cook her a lovely meal. I do a Korma, because i am awesome. Candles and the lot, some wine and flowers. Tell her you love and all that sh!te..

Then destroy her in the bedroom, front and back bottom. Should then give you enough time to work on the car whilst she learns to walk again

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