Author Topic: Tips required on shutting the woman up/keeping her happy.(Sick of car talk)  (Read 7399 times)

Offline VR6_Wherry

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From the stories you have said, i can see why.

Remember that canvas you were supposed to get, you know of the both of you.. but instead you have a picture of a lovely Mk3 now.. Well go do that for her as a suprise.

Also, tell her you've been having an affair for the last 2 years and have a child. Say you are being taken to court for 10k of unpaid child support. Then tell her you are joking and is spending time under your car really that bad? She might see things differently..

Offline MS1COYS

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From the stories you have said, i can see why.

Remember that canvas you were supposed to get, you know of the both of you.. but instead you have a picture of a lovely Mk3 now.. Well go do that for her as a suprise.

Also, tell her you've been having an affair for the last 2 years and have a child. Say you are being taken to court for 10k of unpaid child support. Then tell her you are joking and is spending time under your car really that bad? She might see things differently..

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Offline LowlifeDubber

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I haunt got many decent pics of us both as I had to delete a lot to fit build thread pics on my spare drive.
700 pics of the build and 5pics of us both together.
Think she might have a point  :sad:
She won't believe the affair story as I don't have time for one. :grin:
Good shout though lol

Offline R32UK

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all you have to say is "its my way or the highway *bi7ch"


If she choses the highway then engage plan b and grovel like a bi7ch yourself. Its a win win in my book  :smug:


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Offline X4MGS

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Sounds to me like you have a "moaner"....

If it wasn't cars she is moaning about it would be something else...

You Work hard and earn the money to do the car and I guess you aren't asking her to stump up cash for parts....

I would tell her to like it or lump it and I guess she knows where the front door is and she can make here way out of it....

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Offline Ozz

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Haha I feel your pain, missus says shes happy I've refound my passion for cars and all but feels i'm "working" too much. I keep telling her that working on the car is like my form of TV but she doesnt quite get it . . . I also try to get her involved, if theres a problem I'm trying to solve I bounce ideas off her Dr House style, works a treat for my thought process but she says she just finds it boring as she has no idea what I'm talking about! Even she says she wants to find a hobby but cant think of anything that would be as time consuming as my car!
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Offline hobnobbob

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A woman that moans about a mans hobby is a woman that doesnt understand their man in my opinion of women.
end of the day what do we put up with? constant clothes and shoe buying and them dragging us around, waiting for them to put on make up before we go out and the ever lasting need for attention because otherwise something is wrong.
as said already if its not one thing its another  :grin:

my misses loves cars as much as i do and thats why i've only ever had 3 GF in all my life. they aint worth the time if they cant be bothered to understand our obsessions and hobbys when we have to understand there need for womany things.

end of the day your project isnt going to last forever so the sooner she leaves you alone to finish it the sooner you can spend the time and money on say a holiday... bribes work a treat  :grin:

Offline VR6_Wherry

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Go out, get some food and cook her a lovely meal. I do a Korma, because i am awesome. Candles and the lot, some wine and flowers. Tell her you love and all that sh!te..

Then destroy her in the bedroom, front and back bottom. Should then give you enough time to work on the car whilst she learns to walk again :wink:

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Go out, get some food and cook her a lovely meal. I do a Korma, because i am awesome. Candles and the lot, some wine and flowers. Tell her you love and all that sh!te..

Then destroy her in the bedroom, front and back bottom. Should then give you enough time to work on the car whilst she learns to walk again :wink:

Nearly sprayed coffee over the screen reading that one!

My missus is great, we're currently house shopping and she rules out anything without a garage + hardstanding for extra cars, plus she loves her transporter (although shes reluctant to let me mod it!). I think she just wishes I could work a bit quicker!
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Offline LowlifeDubber

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Some cracking replies thanks lads. :grin:
She's not too much of a moaner and to be fair she's not a typical shoes dresses and make up fanatic she rarely spends money on herself either.
Im liking wherrys idea although I'd make a madras because I'm not a poof :grin:

The car will be done for April next year and then it's a case of just enjoying ot.She wants a caravan which isn't my bag but I said I will buy her one mad go away in the week next year (although on the understanding could tow it with what I wanted) :evil:

I think she just needs to get herself a hobby but when I ask her she doesn't know what she want to do!

Bloody women!