I went out with a couple of mates on Friday + 4 of their mates who I have only met once. Both my mates went home pretty early and I stayed out and got into an absolute mess. I have since found out that there was a group of girls on the next table and I somehow managed to swop 3 of their purses around in their handbags without any of them realising. Apparently the look on their faces was priceless when they went to buy some drinks. I can't remember any of this but it sounds like the kind of thing I would attempt for a laugh!
I'm waiting for Diamond Hell's post on this thread.
Note to OP, is the thread title a female drunk?