Drunkess

[scarr89]

Does anyone worry about what they do when they are drunk?

Last night after a big one for my bday I came home and I don't remember anything! I woke up to mum and dad having a winge at me cause I left a mess of the kitchen...Apparently I made my self a bacon sarnie!

Really quite bad   

[Mitching]

A couple of months ago when I was at uni I got back and taped a broom to our dining room light fitting.
Don't remember it, but I took a photo!

[VW BUSH]

Once bought loads of catering size packets of custard creams at two in the morning (apparently) and scattered them like seeds all over the house, roof, garden, furniture, everywhere...

[mcgee9t2]

once got home made a fryup and sat down and ate it with a can of stella 

also once woke up after giving a girl i know whos a lesbian a good seeing too, cant remember any of it, but a few months later i saw her out again and she was up for a repeat performance

about a week ago i woke up with a tattoo i cant remember getting. 

few nights ago craweled into my mates beds then told them i cant move, he proped me up. i fell over and hit my head, then went to sleep in the middle of the hall. 

also about 2 weeks ago had sex on the beach with a milf and cant remember how i got on the beach so f**k knows what else happend after leaving the kasabian gig


(the last 3 were on holiday ive just got back from, the first two were back at home before i went away)


also done some other very stupid sh!t before while drunk

[Seanl]

Had my leaving do last Wednesday. Met at 12.30, and I was home by 7! My excuse is that I don't ever have breakfast, and the plan was to have some lunch with a few pints in Weatherspoons where we met. Obviously it didn't work like that, and with a starting round of sambuca followed by about 10 pints of Stella Cidre, I was spewing in my lap by 6.30! Two taxi drivers refused to let me in, but the third took me home, where the missus proceeded to put me to bed whilst laughing at me.  :embarassed:

[Shady Pioneer]

I was on holiday are weeks ago with Cheslea and we went to a drag show which included a meal and booze (all you can drink). So I took full advantage of this and quickly went from knowing what's going in, to not knowing what's going on.

First off we were sitting at the same table as a couple of women who seemed nice and what not, then I was told the following morning by Cheslea I found out they were lesbians and proceeded to make a big scene about it letting others know.

I also spoke to lots of random people asking of I could drink their drinks.

Lied that it was my birthday and received a free bottle of wine, which I've web told I downed in one as soon as I got it.

And finally, back at the hotel at 3am, I jumped into the pool which you're not allowed to do after 9pm!

It's worth noting I actually do not remember any of the above, only from bits various people told me.

[Seanl]

Ahhhhh flashbacks! 

A few years back, I'd been so pissed, I'd forgotten I'd slept with a girl.
I'd seen a mate whilst out this particular night, and his house mate (who was a girl), had her cousin down from Scotland for the week. He was a bit of an animal too, and it transpired that I'd pulled his house mates cousin, and gone back to his and smashed her.

We were both blissfully unaware the next day when we passed in one of the lobbies onboard. We explained pleasantries, then made eye contact just as the realisation kicked in!

We both just gasped, and went "argghhhh"  She was a proper stinker too! 

[Gavv8]

Couple of boxing days ago me and an army mate (yes i know) decided to make our own cocktails using jager/gin/white wine/red bull and vodka....i was later told that that i fell down 3 flights of stairs then crawled half a mile back home on my hands and knees and broke my own front door down to get in (i had a key) and passed out underneath the trampoline in the back garden.
My missus didn't speak to me for 4 days but we had a good laugh about it at the next boxing day...

[MrBounce]

I disappeared on the way back from a session in town (there was a group of about 8 of us). I was missing for about an hour, no-one knew where the hell I had gone yet I turned up happy as Larry later. It was a straight road home from town, so why I vanished I have no idea.

I still have no clue where I went - it was 10 years ago! 

[nealey]

I went out with a couple of mates on Friday + 4 of their mates who I have only met once. Both my mates went home pretty early and I stayed out and got into an absolute mess. I have since found out that there was a group of girls on the next table and I somehow managed to swop 3 of their purses around in their handbags without any of them realising. Apparently the look on their faces was priceless when they went to buy some drinks. I can't remember any of this but it sounds like the kind of thing I would attempt for a laugh!