Things that your Mother, Wife or Girlfriend can get away with saying...

[Thom89]

Years ago my friend was over from Canada visiting me in Edinburgh. We walking along and were waiting for the pedestrian crossing lights to change. They made that bleeping noise as it changed to .

She asks "Why do the lights make that noise"
I reply "It's to let blind or partially sighted people know the lights have changed"
She thinks about this for a minute, then says "We don't let blind people drive in Canada...."

I started pissing myself laughing and she realised almost immediately. She's a Doctor now and we still refer to the blind person driving...

 

Thom

[murraymint]

Just sat down ready to watch England vs Italy and my sister just said, so are we going to watch football or rugby

[mcgee9t2]

yesterday mam called nicki minaj nicki minge

[Thom89]

yesterday mam called nicki minaj nicki minge

Chuckle

Thom

[mcgee9t2]

yesterday mam called nicki minaj nicki minge

Chuckle

Tom

its so immature but you cant help but laugh

[Neo Badness]

 Staying in Canada watching the basketball.

Her "how far into the game is it?"

Me "We're about half way through the second quarter"

Her "Cool, how many quarters are there?"


Me "......?"

[Seanl]

  I lol'd! 

[MrBounce]

Talking to Mrs B about Ireland.

"It's off the East Coast of England isn't it?"

Geography is not her strong point... 

[trog_nfs]

Other half was trying to tell me off for being a bit patronising.

She said: "Stop being so condensing"
Me: "I don't think thats what you mean"
Her: "Oh, (pause), Stop being condensating"

*Facepalm*

[Dan_GTi8v]

working for air canada for as long as I have I can 100% believe the dumb things some Canadians say