Things that your Mother, Wife or Girlfriend can get away with saying...

[Thom89]

This happened last night...
Myself, my wife, and James were coming home from clothes shopping last night, general discussion in the car was about VW's, my wife bless her, out the blue, came out with this... "Was it VW that made the Beetle?"   The car fell into silence for about 5 seconds.  then erupted
 

Thom

[murraymint]

 

My sister did something like this once. We were food shopping, in the snacks isle and my sister randomly came out with 'LOOK, they've started making giant mini chedders!'

She's 25

[Wayne]

My ex whilst on holiday in Spain did ask me if the moon was the same one that we have back at home, she then asked which one did they land on.

[Lankylad78]

Whilst driving along the M25 once I saw a plane coming into land. I mentioned to the wife that we must be near Heathrow airport. "Oh" she said. "I've never been this far south before". I asked if she'd ever been to France? Her reply?

"No. But we drove through it once on the way to Spain"!!!!!!!!

It then took her a further 20 minutes to realise what a complete and utter simpleton she was!

Btw. She is a solicitor!!!!

[Mitching]

I can't remember the conversation, but my ex genuinely thought that phoenix's were extinct.
And she thought the sound affect pigs made was "pig pig pig pig pig pig pig".

[stfc_gti]

In the cinema and a trailer for the expendables 2 comes to. The missues then proceeds to ask "Who's Chuck Norris"

[VW BUSH]

I can't remember the conversation, but my ex genuinely thought that phoenix's were extinct.
And she thought the sound affect pigs made was "pig pig pig pig pig pig pig".

They are extinct

[Thom89]

I can't remember the conversation, but my ex genuinely thought that phoenix's were extinct.
And she thought the sound affect pigs made was "pig pig pig pig pig pig pig".

They are extinct

Not extinct! Not even real, mythical!

Thom

[Agreeable Slick]

I can't remember the conversation, but my ex genuinely thought that phoenix's were extinct.
And she thought the sound affect pigs made was "pig pig pig pig pig pig pig".

They are extinct

[clipperjay]

I can't remember the conversation, but my ex genuinely thought that phoenix's were extinct.
And she thought the sound affect pigs made was "pig pig pig pig pig pig pig".

They are extinct

You don't own a Griffin? LOOL!

One of my workers went to the bank the teller ask what he would like as it was £200
he replied "Cash please"