Things that your Mother, Wife or Girlfriend can get away with saying...

[mcgee9t2]

my sisters boyfriends sister, was having a conversation with me and her mum about france and her mum said we should get the euro star one day and go, she replied "the eurostar would be so boaring just being in a dark tunel for 4 hours or so" (yes she thought it took that long to go through the tunnel) at this point my sisters boyfriend said that the tunnel was made from glass like the ones at sea life centres.
she genuinely belived him, then started saying oh were defanitly going on that to her mum, and would not belive anyone for about 10 mins when we were trying to tell her it wasnt actually a glass tunnel were you can see fishes 

[jamie_pyrite]

We convinced a girl at work that Google Maps in Satellite view was real-time and that if she stood outside, we'd see her on the map.

She went outside.

[mcgee9t2]

We convinced a girl at work that Google Maps in Satellite view was real-time and that if she stood outside, we'd see her on the map.

She went outside.

[richw911]

We convinced a girl at work that Google Maps in Satellite view was real-time and that if she stood outside, we'd see her on the map.

She went outside.

 

[search]

Oh these have made my day. Crease!

[Shady Pioneer]

We convinced a girl at work that Google Maps in Satellite view was real-time and that if she stood outside, we'd see her on the map.

She went outside.

That's brilliant!

[TheRaven]

Thats hilarious!

[Guy]

Chelsea once said: "is that a boom box in the boot?".

She was referring to the subwoofer. Bless.

i would have thought that is a fairly common misconception.

[Sam]

My GF once asked if we had the same moon abroad as we do in the UK, but what she was trying to ask was 'is it the same light' which is actually a credible question. But then went on to question why when driving alongside the see does its reflection follow you, which blew away any kind of normal question she may have proposed thereafter. 

I also had a female friend ask about cows lying down before rain, we explained that alot of animals do it subconsciously even people. We then spend the entire weekend pointing out people sitting on benches and the heavy grey skys of edinburgh, we had her convinced it was true 

[stainesy]

me and my wife were sat in living room with the kids and a kids program called rolly mole was on tv (if you have kids you will remember it)
my wife then turns round and says this rolly mole is crap why would kids want to watch a singing badger 

and it even took a little wile of explaing that he was a mole as the clue is in his name.