Things that your Mother, Wife or Girlfriend can get away with saying...

[VR6_Wherry]

I can't remember the conversation, but my ex genuinely thought that phoenix's were extinct.
And she thought the sound affect pigs made was "pig pig pig pig pig pig pig".

They are extinct

Not extinct! Not even real, mythical!

Thom

That's what i thought!

[Lankylad78]

I can't remember the conversation, but my ex genuinely thought that phoenix's were extinct.
And she thought the sound affect pigs made was "pig pig pig pig pig pig pig".

They are extinct

Not extinct! Not even real, mythical!

Thom

That's what i thought!

Can you not be mythically extinct? I.e. You used to mythically exist, but the Ewoks hunted you to extinction?

On that note - Are Ewoks real?! 

[R32UK]

On that note - Are Ewoks real?! 

kind of.. they now pose as kualas

[bob23]

I can't remember the conversation, but my ex genuinely thought that phoenix's were extinct.
And she thought the sound affect pigs made was "pig pig pig pig pig pig pig".

They are extinct

You don't own a Griffin? LOOL!

One of my workers went to the bank the teller ask what he would like as it was £200
he replied "Cash please"

I say that's a good answer!

My ex thinks that a tyre is called a wheel and a wheel is called a tyre, I tried to tell her it is the other way round but she wouldn't believe me, she just said I was trying to trick her, she uses the logic of "when you get a puncture you change the wheel, the black bit is what gets the puncture, so that's the wheel"

She also thinks beef comes from a pig.

[Mitching]

She also thinks beef comes from a pig.

My mate thought beef WAS the animal!
We were playing that game where someone writes something and you stick it to your head and try and guess what you are.
He goes "Am I a beef?"

[bob23]

She also thinks beef comes from a pig.

My mate thought beef WAS the animal!
We were playing that game where someone writes something and you stick it to your head and try and guess what you are.
He goes "Am I a beef?"

[dom]

A mate's sister genuinely thought that there was an oil field under every petrol station, and that when a new petrol station opened up it was because they had discovered more oil

[R32UK]

A mate's sister genuinely thought that there was an oil field under every petrol station, and that when a new petrol station opened up it was because they had discovered more oil

 

why cannot i meet people like this everyday!! my life would be so much easier

[Dolly]

my mate once said whilst listening to the radio... what was this band Motown, they seem to have had alot of hits back in the day 

[Shady Pioneer]

Chelsea once said: "is that a boom box in the boot?".

She was referring to the subwoofer. Bless.