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Offline Khare

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Re: Nissan Juke R
« Reply #20 on: 10 May 2012, 10:34 »
We're on about the Nissan Jew Car  :rolleyes:  :laugh:  :lipsrsealed:
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Re: Nissan Juke R
« Reply #21 on: 10 May 2012, 10:58 »
Quote from: Gavv8 on 10 May 2012, 05:48
Quote from: bobotheclown on 10 May 2012, 00:02
I kinda like it. Though I think the BMW X6 M looks nice so off to spec savers I go
The problem with the X6 is not the way it looks so much as what it stands for, it's like waving a wad of 50's in a tramps face and then using  their dog as a football.

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Quote from: golf-sib on 10 May 2012, 10:14
Its a Nissan Joke, yet I' confused why we are even talking about the Nissan Joke. Next thing we will be discussing is the Nissan CashCow.

To get opinions on something a bit different Golf talk is rather boring  :laugh:
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Re: Nissan Juke R
« Reply #22 on: 10 May 2012, 12:50 »
looks vile but wouldnt mind a go it
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Re: Nissan Juke R
« Reply #23 on: 10 May 2012, 13:21 »
Quote from: stfc_gti on 10 May 2012, 12:50
looks vile but wouldnt mind a go it
Who your sister?
















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Re: Nissan Juke R
« Reply #24 on: 10 May 2012, 13:34 »
Quote from: VW BUSH on 10 May 2012, 13:21
Quote from: stfc_gti on 10 May 2012, 12:50
looks vile but wouldnt mind a go it
Who your sister?
















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no, she died actually
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Re: Nissan Juke R
« Reply #25 on: 10 May 2012, 21:58 »
f**k me, thought I might get a bit from that one, instead I killed the thread. As you were chaps
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Re: Nissan Juke R
« Reply #26 on: 10 May 2012, 22:16 »
Back on topic...

If I had a 'spare' £100k, I'd have my name on the list right now.
I think it's utterly bonkers and take my hat off to Nissan for being daft enough to build it.  :grin:

I find the Juke kinda funky in a quirky/ugly sort of way...but then I like the Skoda Yeti too.

I know I'd have far more fun in a Juke GTR than in some bright red Italian posing-pouch.

Being able to chase and humble 911 turbos...in a Nissan crossover has a certain alure  :grin:
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Re: Nissan Juke R
« Reply #27 on: 10 May 2012, 23:09 »
Juke is not a car I like to look at but there is something quirky about it.

I would have one if I had the money but only after buying a billion other cars.

I'd have it resprayed though to a normal colour so it's a bit more inconspicuous (sp?).
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Re: Nissan Juke R
« Reply #28 on: 10 May 2012, 23:29 »
I guess this has put an end to my thoughts of what would happen if the Batmobile drove into a Nissan Micra at speed.
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Re: Nissan Juke R
« Reply #29 on: 11 May 2012, 00:46 »
I like it  :lipsrsealed:

Would buy it if I won the the euromillions and had bought a car for every other day of the year.


Looks like a cuter version of the Touareg from the film Repo Men




Of course being the macho cnut that I am I'd buy the more masculine Touareg first  :smug:
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