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Offline richw911

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Re: Nissan Juke R
« Reply #1 on: 09 May 2012, 21:21 »
ugly pos

Offline Jay

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Re: Nissan Juke R
« Reply #2 on: 09 May 2012, 21:22 »
Even more offensive to the eyes than the normal Juke  :sick:
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Re: Nissan Juke R
« Reply #3 on: 09 May 2012, 21:23 »
Bet it goes well though :shocked:

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Re: Nissan Juke R
« Reply #4 on: 09 May 2012, 21:24 »
whats the new scooby brz about ?

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Re: Nissan Juke R
« Reply #5 on: 09 May 2012, 21:25 »
485bhp and 3.7sec to 60mph but well over priced and ugly a fook! :sick:
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Re: Nissan Juke R
« Reply #6 on: 09 May 2012, 21:26 »
Bet it goes well though :shocked:
wouldnt mind a blast in it as my old pulsar went well  :smiley:

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Re: Nissan Juke R
« Reply #7 on: 09 May 2012, 21:30 »
It is way OTT  :sick:

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Re: Nissan Juke R
« Reply #8 on: 09 May 2012, 21:35 »
So far all i've seen is middle aged women driving jukes so i'm not sure who this thing is aimed at.

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Re: Nissan Juke R
« Reply #9 on: 09 May 2012, 21:36 »
Can't be £250,000. The GTR is £60,000 and I bet that goes a hell of a lot better from point to point, even though it's got the same engine.