Author Topic: They must be kidding right?  (Read 2326 times)

Offline Ant1981

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Re: They must be kidding right?
« Reply #10 on: 23 April 2012, 16:51 »
Why chip them, just shoot the owner.

Please tell me you own a dog?

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80% of your posts are total tripe, as they are mostly replies to sh1te posts created by the morons that, unfortunately this forum attracts.

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Offline The Mighty Elvi

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Re: They must be kidding right?
« Reply #11 on: 23 April 2012, 16:55 »
Never mind parents. Well done you, those terrible books.  Reading, well that's for posh kidz innit?

Don't expose them to that sordid, racist prose.  Let you children be anodyne and vanilla flavoured.  Far be if for them to think for themselves and come to their own opinion.

You just keep them at home in front of the Xbox. Or better still, get them a copy of Mein Kampf.*


* still available in all good libraries.

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Offline shelaghmk3gti

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Re: They must be kidding right?
« Reply #12 on: 23 April 2012, 16:55 »
Why chip them, just shoot the owner.

Please tell me you own a dog?

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i own 2, a shar-pei and a boxer.. both are well trained ( though the boxer is only 8 months and thick as custard) and respect is mutual...if either of them ever bit a kid/anyone id be the one to blame not them.and deserve shooting.

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Re: They must be kidding right?
« Reply #13 on: 23 April 2012, 16:56 »
Never mind parents. Well done you, those terrible books.  Reading, well that's for posh kidz innit?

Don't expose them to that sordid, racist prose.  Let you children be anodyne and vanilla flavoured.  Far be if for them to think for themselves and come to their own opinion.

You just keep them at home in front of the Xbox. Or better still, get them a copy of Mein Kampf.*


* still available in all good libraries.

 :rolleyes:


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Re: They must be kidding right?
« Reply #14 on: 23 April 2012, 17:06 »
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Re: They must be kidding right?
« Reply #15 on: 23 April 2012, 17:08 »
kick the parents in the balls and slap the kids.... worked when I was a kid. Everyone is too soft these days!

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Re: They must be kidding right?
« Reply #16 on: 23 April 2012, 17:36 »
For gods sake, don't let the Daily Mail readers see this!!!!




Offline clipperjay

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Re: They must be kidding right?
« Reply #17 on: 23 April 2012, 17:46 »
This comes up every year  :rolleyes:
Get them to read Grim!

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Re: They must be kidding right?
« Reply #18 on: 23 April 2012, 18:10 »
This comes up every year  :rolleyes:
Get them to read Grim!

Never read Grim or have any idea what it is but Viz was std issue in my day!

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Re: They must be kidding right?
« Reply #19 on: 23 April 2012, 18:30 »
This comes up every year  :rolleyes:
Get them to read Grim!

Never read Grim or have any idea what it is but Viz was std issue in my day!

Brother Grim!
Famous story writers like red riding hood its was horror stories toned down by Disney and the like should read some of there work the morals are far from what we understand growing up as kids  :cool:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grimms%27_Fairy_Tales