Never mind parents. Well done you, those terrible books. Reading, well that's for posh kidz innit?
Don't expose them to that sordid, racist prose. Let you children be anodyne and vanilla flavoured. Far be if for them to think for themselves and come to their own opinion.
You just keep them at home in front of the Xbox. Or better still, get them a copy of Mein Kampf.*
* still available in all good libraries.
