An old boss of mine had a vw transporter tipper, I told him to put some oil in it as when he went round roundabouts the oil light would flash on then go off. He replied "I have done all the work to this van that it needs" so seeing as everything was in order, I put 4.5 litres of oil in it to put it on minimum, a litre of brake fluid to put that on minimum, put a couple of litres of water in it and rewired the rear light cluster to make the right lights come on when they should.
I also watched a woman and her daughter at a tesco garage trying to open the bonnet of her car to put some oil in, the mum kept saying there is a clip under the bonnet that opens it somewhere, after I had finished my fill up and paid I asked if she wanted me to open it for her, she said yes so I opened the drivers door to pop the bonnet... FAIL,
no lever there, now looking like a prat I went to the passengers door, by this time she is going I need the bonnet open why are you going in the car? I pull the lever and... FAIL,
the lever is broke, got some pliers out my car and got it open, turns out it didn't even need any bloody oil!
