Remind me to never buy a car off a woman

[Lankylad78]

On more than one occasion my wife has come home and said the generic "My car is making a funny noise".
When I ask "What sort of noise, and where from?" She ALWAYS replies with "I don't know because I turned the radio up so
 I couldn't hear it!"

[rob.043]

I helped a female friend top up the oil in her freelander the other day, it took over two litres of oil to wet the dipstick. She said ir ran better on the way home.

Its on its third k-series motor, and her brother is a mechanic....

[richw911]

lol 

Riminds me of a lad i worked with years ago he passed his test, but didnt have a clue about cars.

 He asked some of use how to check and top up the oil, we told him and the next morning he came in said the car wouldnt start - you know where this is going 

Turns out he put is 5 liters of oil to fill it to the very top of the dipstick which he thought was the max line