Its ok, next time you text or email a joke to a mate make sure it does not offend anyone or you may be prosecuted... Actually this is a clever plot to stop the cameron jokes...
Like:
Channel 4's new show: Cam Dine with me
Now I've topped up with petrol I don't know where to store it as the bath is full of pasties and stamps
If I'm offline it now means I was prosecuted under the new law and currently in jail
