I typed out quite a ranty response to this, but then I hit alt + back arrow, sparing you from most of my disgust.
Just remember, you can roll a turd in glitter, but all you'll have is a turd coated in glitter and sh*t on your hands.
Don't do it.
Ultima: yes and respect.
Something so you can say it's got 'Lamborghini' on the V5. No. That's like saying 'my bird's got 32F tits' when it's obviously a terrible boob job. And we all know how that ended.