First visit to my New Doctors.

[JC]

and it would seem I have failed my MOT 

Overweight - check desipte having lost 2 stone since leaving the RAF.

Smoke - erm yes - monday to friday

Drink - Maybe - no where near as much, well during the week

High Blood pressure - a tad,

Exercise - it would seem not,

BMI - Fat cooont status has been achieved. just not clincally anymore. 

And after all that she  asked why I had actually gone there 

[AudiA8Quattro]

Salad is on the menu for you then 

[Agreeable Slick]

Do i need to feign surprise?

[JC]

shut it you, mr sports injuries.

losing 2 stone didnt seem to count

cutting down on units drank a week by half didnt count either

and being on my feet all day ( well 75% ) rather than sat on my arse didnt either.

And i even walked round to the Doctors, just not fast enough to cause a shortness of breath 

[Khare]

Bmi is highly innacurate so sont take that into account. You seem to be going in the right direction, so its not all bad 

[Agreeable Slick]

shut it you, mr sports injuries.

losing 2 stone didnt seem to count

cutting down on units drank a week by half didnt count either

and being on my feet all day ( well 75% ) rather than sat on my arse didnt either.

And i even walked round to the Doctors, just not fast enough to cause a shortness of breath 

Hey, almost a month now without a ankle/foot going wrong now. Winning.

If you looked at my BMI score I drop in to the morbidly obese catagory. took my resting heart rate this morning. 60bpm so can't be that unfit now can I

You are doing well though. You on the field tonight?

[Jay]

I think I have found one of your stones, around my midriff, do you want it back?

You're doing well nonetheless Chuff keep it up

[richw911]

2 stone is great work

[VW BUSH]

How many uneaten pies is 2 stone?

[clipperjay]

LOL FaT cooont does that mean obese Chuffy?