I need to start scamming.
Seems like easy money.
LOL until you can't walk properly 
Everyone mouths off, no one does jack sh!t
Go for it mitching!
If anything, I see it as character building/life lessons for the gullible.
I'd only ask for money to be paid by bank transfer, or via paypal gift to a new made up account with different email address.
I'd probably have to start a new account on the forum though.
I'd just get my post count up to a reasonable level by welcoming everyone new to the forum and telling everyone in the dub rides section that their car is well good. Right friendly, like.