I did it with aload of smellies and fags a few years back. They had them, but apparently 2 bottles of perfume had mysteriously dissapeared!

Would have cost me more in import tax and admin fees than they were worth, even though it was all within the legal limit to bring them in.

. Anyway, didnt bother in the end. This is a bit different obviously, but your right, they are all a bunch of uniterested, thieving, useless twits!