car park c*nts

[Dolly]

its the people who cant put it between the painted lines that get me, so when its busy they are taking up 2 spaces... until i pull up in my £200 93' seat ibiza and park right next the thingys and then get out the other side 

[J_V_Dub]

The store I work in has 4 disabled bays that are about 20 yard away from the main entrance, 2 bays each side of the door. The other day it was pi$$ing down and there was a woman in a Jag that parked in a way that took up 2 disabled spaces and she was going to a store next door. About 2 mins later a disabled car turns up and a man walks up to me and tells me about the situation, I apologised to him and offered my help with any of their shopping etc if they park in the normal bay. I was really embarrased about the situation so decided to use the store's secret weapon. The disabled bays have automatic bollards that come up if we arm the anti-raid alarm on the store so of I went to arm the alarm and wauted for the woman to come in to the store and being annoyed, she did and I told her that I will unlock the bollards if she apologises to the disabled people that she took the space from, she threatened me with police and all that so I told her "be my guest" it's private land and I can do as I please, she rang the police and they told her to pi$$ off...never saw anyone more embarrased then her when she went to apologise to the disabled people...

[Ant1981]

The store I work in has 4 disabled bays that are about 20 yard away from the main entrance, 2 bays each side of the door. The other day it was pi$$ing down and there was a woman in a Jag that parked in a way that took up 2 disabled spaces and she was going to a store next door. About 2 mins later a disabled car turns up and a man walks up to me and tells me about the situation, I apologised to him and offered my help with any of their shopping etc if they park in the normal bay. I was really embarrased about the situation so decided to use the store's secret weapon. The disabled bays have automatic bollards that come up if we arm the anti-raid alarm on the store so of I went to arm the alarm and wauted for the woman to come in to the store and being annoyed, she did and I told her that I will unlock the bollards if she apologises to the disabled people that she took the space from, she threatened me with police and all that so I told her "be my guest" it's private land and I can do as I please, she rang the police and they told her to pi$$ off...never saw anyone more embarrased then her when she went to apologise to the disabled people...

Awesome.

[JC]

The store I work in has 4 disabled bays that are about 20 yard away from the main entrance, 2 bays each side of the door. The other day it was pi$$ing down and there was a woman in a Jag that parked in a way that took up 2 disabled spaces and she was going to a store next door. About 2 mins later a disabled car turns up and a man walks up to me and tells me about the situation, I apologised to him and offered my help with any of their shopping etc if they park in the normal bay. I was really embarrased about the situation so decided to use the store's secret weapon. The disabled bays have automatic bollards that come up if we arm the anti-raid alarm on the store so of I went to arm the alarm and wauted for the woman to come in to the store and being annoyed, she did and I told her that I will unlock the bollards if she apologises to the disabled people that she took the space from, she threatened me with police and all that so I told her "be my guest" it's private land and I can do as I please, she rang the police and they told her to pi$$ off...never saw anyone more embarrased then her when she went to apologise to the disabled people...

Awesome.

[jmsheahan]

The store I work in has 4 disabled bays that are about 20 yard away from the main entrance, 2 bays each side of the door. The other day it was pi$$ing down and there was a woman in a Jag that parked in a way that took up 2 disabled spaces and she was going to a store next door. About 2 mins later a disabled car turns up and a man walks up to me and tells me about the situation, I apologised to him and offered my help with any of their shopping etc if they park in the normal bay. I was really embarrased about the situation so decided to use the store's secret weapon. The disabled bays have automatic bollards that come up if we arm the anti-raid alarm on the store so of I went to arm the alarm and wauted for the woman to come in to the store and being annoyed, she did and I told her that I will unlock the bollards if she apologises to the disabled people that she took the space from, she threatened me with police and all that so I told her "be my guest" it's private land and I can do as I please, she rang the police and they told her to pi$$ off...never saw anyone more embarrased then her when she went to apologise to the disabled people...

Awesome.

+1. Good on ya chap 

[Jay]

The store I work in has 4 disabled bays that are about 20 yard away from the main entrance, 2 bays each side of the door. The other day it was pi$$ing down and there was a woman in a Jag that parked in a way that took up 2 disabled spaces and she was going to a store next door. About 2 mins later a disabled car turns up and a man walks up to me and tells me about the situation, I apologised to him and offered my help with any of their shopping etc if they park in the normal bay. I was really embarrased about the situation so decided to use the store's secret weapon. The disabled bays have automatic bollards that come up if we arm the anti-raid alarm on the store so of I went to arm the alarm and wauted for the woman to come in to the store and being annoyed, she did and I told her that I will unlock the bollards if she apologises to the disabled people that she took the space from, she threatened me with police and all that so I told her "be my guest" it's private land and I can do as I please, she rang the police and they told her to pi$$ off...never saw anyone more embarrased then her when she went to apologise to the disabled people...

Awesome.

+1. Good on ya chap 

Awesome 

[Cory]

i once went shopping late one afternoon, pulled in a bayno cars near me, supermarket dead, came out to somebody parking so close to my car i had to climb into the passenger side, even though there was still another 100+ empty bays to park in - pointless! 

Im suprised how many idiots there are out there that do this! Went to BnQ the other day. Got back to the car and a people carrier was about 10 inches from my door! I dont understand why they do it, it makes it harder for them to get out!

i fu*king hate people carriers, especially the ones with roof boxes on . . . usually driven by snotty parents with out of control sh*tty kids

[Wazzzer]

The store I work in has 4 disabled bays that are about 20 yard away from the main entrance, 2 bays each side of the door. The other day it was pi$$ing down and there was a woman in a Jag that parked in a way that took up 2 disabled spaces and she was going to a store next door. About 2 mins later a disabled car turns up and a man walks up to me and tells me about the situation, I apologised to him and offered my help with any of their shopping etc if they park in the normal bay. I was really embarrased about the situation so decided to use the store's secret weapon. The disabled bays have automatic bollards that come up if we arm the anti-raid alarm on the store so of I went to arm the alarm and wauted for the woman to come in to the store and being annoyed, she did and I told her that I will unlock the bollards if she apologises to the disabled people that she took the space from, she threatened me with police and all that so I told her "be my guest" it's private land and I can do as I please, she rang the police and they told her to pi$$ off...never saw anyone more embarrased then her when she went to apologise to the disabled people...

Awesome.

+1. Good on ya chap 

Awesome 

Absolute winner

[s-l-i-x]

I always make the effort to park over the other side of car parks where it is empty, but as said by a few people there's always some twit who has to park next to you even though there are 50 odd spaces free.

I actually left a note on someones car the other day giving them sh1t loads of abuse as they parked so close to me I could barely walk down the side of my car. Oh well made me feel better at the time 

[JDM82]

I always find it amazing that it doesn't matter how far away you park from the other cars, you always come back to a car parked next to yours   

When I go to the supermarket or pretty much anywhere were there's a decent sized carpark I always park well out the way of the other cars even meaning I have quite a walk to the supermarket but Im willing to do that to keep my car from getting "carpark injurys" but when I come back to the the car there's always a car right next to mine. And 9 times out of 10 its a old banger thats parked up next to my car so I just dont get it? 

I once actually witnessed a vile woman with her brat child. Now Im not saying all children are like this, before anyones says anything. But I saw a women and her little boy getting into her car. She was driving a P-reg astra, quite tatty looking and her kid was getting in the back door. He opened the door and hit the car next to him, not once, not twice but 3 times. The mother did nothing. She saw what had happened but didn't batter an eye lid. The car he hit was a 2007 Range Rover sport. I had to say something so I did, the reply I got from the b!tch was " Well by the car they look like they can afford to get it touched up"

I could of choked the b!tch but instead I took her reg down and informed the Range Rovers owner.