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Offline Steve_PD

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Re: Spiders
« Reply #20 on: 06 September 2011, 20:59 »
What a surprise......
I often wonder why people never expect sarcastic comments from me - they're the only reason I speak...

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Re: Spiders
« Reply #21 on: 06 September 2011, 22:09 »
it all about conkers!!  :cool:

hell yes!!  :wink:

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Re: Spiders
« Reply #22 on: 06 September 2011, 22:12 »
it all about conkers!!  :cool:

hell yes!!  :wink:

sshhhhhh.... dont tell them  :lipsrsealed: :grin:

Offline The Mighty Elvi

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Re: Spiders
« Reply #23 on: 06 September 2011, 22:27 »
FYI conkers do nothing.


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Re: Spiders
« Reply #24 on: 07 September 2011, 11:13 »
But if you have a pair, spiders wont scare you  :grin:

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Re: Spiders
« Reply #25 on: 07 September 2011, 11:17 »
Pftt. thats nout. ill try digvout an email i goy at work.

spider came into a office and made a web. a snake got stuck in the web. the spider then began to roll the snake up into a ball and wrap it in web then poisoned it waites for it to die and started eating it.

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Re: Spiders
« Reply #26 on: 07 September 2011, 11:35 »
Pftt. thats nout. ill try digvout an email i goy at work.

spider came into a office and made a web. a snake got stuck in the web. the spider then began to roll the snake up into a ball and wrap it in web then poisoned it waites for it to die and started eating it.

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Re: Spiders
« Reply #27 on: 07 September 2011, 11:36 »
Was never bothered by them as a kid, but anything bigger than my little finger nail scares the sh!t out of me now! If I found Somehing like that in/near my house, I would move, no doubt about it!
these guys didnt fancy moving out or evicting the spiders....
i'd be gone!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1317645/Spiders-GREEN-FANGS-discovered-Devon.html

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Re: Spiders
« Reply #28 on: 07 September 2011, 12:20 »
My only fear is spiders. Reading and looking at this thread has actually made me break out in a sweat. They are mini baby devil spawn things.

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Re: Spiders
« Reply #29 on: 07 September 2011, 12:29 »
these little flanges have to many legs and move too quick for there own good, the only time i like them is when there squashed by my size 10 boots!
my mate has 5 differant turanculars in his bed room and keeps all the skins :( safe to say i've never been in his house again :/