who wants to make the film 'kick ass' a reality?

[_Adam_]

i dont know about anyone else, but wher ei live is a nice place thats being over-run at night by little funkhead 15-16 yr old kids everywhere acting like tw@ts.......

last night (11:45pm) i was in a petrol station with a friend, and 10-15 kids went into the chinese across the road. they started pi55ing around inside and annoying the owners.
then one of them went running out the door after having stolen some sort of thermo-flask. the woman chased him, but then locked the remaining kids inside with her and called the police.

the one with the flask stood starring through the window smug as an escaped convict, whilst the others tried climbing out the top window to escape. 1 minute later one of the kids threw the woman across the room and they all ran out of there laughing and giddy like a bunch of c0cksuckers.

the flask-taker then removed his hoodie and strolled back in, un-recognised.

every part of me wanted to get over there and start smashing faces and teach them a lesson, but I would be the one the police would be after.

i even contemplated stealing the kids hoodie but it wouldn't achieve anything

i'm not some old grumpy twit who hates on all kids, but these ones are really scum. whats worse is my girlfriend is chinese and her mum owns the chinese next door, and tomorrow that could be her.

rant over

[JulesS3]

Girlfriend pics wearing very little will make us feel better after that sad story

or GTFO

[_Adam_]

Girlfriend pics wearing very little will make us feel better after that sad story

or GTFO

[R32UK]

not much you can do about it unfortunately... (unless you want to don a hoodie or bally)

just find peace in the fact that in the next 10yrs or so they will be spending the tax you have been paying in hm finest prison!

[The Mighty Elvi]

Well if you were to scared to man up, what you should have done was.

1. Call the police.
2. If you had a mobile, take pics/video.
3. Gone over to the woman to comfort her, and reassure her that you witnessed the assault, and will cooperate with the police.

I can assure you that the Police/Court would see you are a 'hero' for protecting this woman from further assualt by a gang of kidz.  In light of the riots, even more so.

Spend a couple on nights in Maesteg to toughen yourself up. 

[JDM82]

Now I don't know you and this is NOT a personal attack...... I salute you for wanting to help.........But and this is a big but,

There was 10 to 15 youths, around the age of 15 to 16 years old yeah.

I would dare say if you had went over you would have got the sh!t kicked out of you.

Im not saying your weak or not a tough lad, what I am saying is you were seriously outnumbered and 15/16 year olds ain't small and weak so.......

Now Im 29 yrs old, I used to compete in bodybuilding, I still train 5 days a week and I weigh 16 stone carrying hardly any body fat. I boxed for years and I worked as a niteclub doorman in some of the roughest clubs in the north east. I would say I can look after myself but.....

A year or so ago I confronted four 15/16 yrs olds and a fight broke out. Now Im pleased to say I "won" but i'll admit I came away wounded, now that was four lads so what would 10-15 do 

[Bellend]

Had similar where three of us impolitely told 5 15/16 year olds to get out an Indian restraunt in Sidcup.

Funny how they soon GTFO after the "big man" in their group is gone.

[Misky]

I dont really understnad this thread?! I dont think i could stand there and watch kids do that no matter how many of them there was!! After watching harry brown i wanted to leave the cinema to beat on scallys! lol

I was in a similar position when a load of lads drinking cider in a asda car park started on a lad on his own who worked for asda collecting trolleys and i didnt just stand there! I let the one with biggest balls come for me and I dropped him on his arse. Like bellend said! funny how the rest do a runner after that!

If you worked as bouncer surely you came across confrontation like this all time!

[_Adam_]

I dont really understnad this thread?! I dont think i could stand there and watch kids do that no matter how many of them there was!! After watching harry brown i wanted to leave the cinema to beat on scallys! lol

I was in a similar position when a load of lads drinking cider in a asda car park started on a lad on his own who worked for asda collecting trolleys and i didnt just stand there! I let the one with biggest balls come for me and I dropped him on his arse. Like bellend said! funny how the rest do a runner after that!

If you worked as bouncer surely you came across confrontation like this all time!

i wasnt a bouncer that was JDM82. it wasnt fear that stopped me, at the time i felt i could have taken them all on by myself (more than likley wouldnt have gone well) it was the fact that no matter what the reasoning, hitting a 15 yr old will get you in alot of sh!t.

the other main thing was the friend who's car we were in was worried as most of these kids will know where his car is parked at night.

[JulesS3]

the other main thing was the friend who's car we were in was worried as most of these kids will know where his car is parked at night.

Bloody pink KA's being so damn noticeable!