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Offline Len

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Re: snip!
« Reply #30 on: 10 August 2011, 13:01 »
Oh! worse than mine then!
I thought they would put one of those endoscope things down the tubes like!
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Re: snip!
« Reply #31 on: 10 August 2011, 13:04 »
doubt it's worse than what they did back in the day, otherwise they'd still be using wire cutters, cellotape and no more nails  :grin:
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Re: snip!
« Reply #32 on: 10 August 2011, 13:07 »
On a serious note, for once, yes it does hurt once the local anesthetic wears off! But thats just the day after.
I had a groin hernia done and that was much worse!
And yes you do still cum! :wink:
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Re: snip!
« Reply #33 on: 10 August 2011, 13:09 »
after having the snip, when you bash one off does spunk still come out?

lol, I had to laugh

yes you still produce seminal fluid, the sperm just can't get in it as the tubes are tied off


Cheers...I never knew anyone with the snip so just wondered lol

You can still take part in bukkake after the snip.
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Re: snip!
« Reply #34 on: 10 August 2011, 13:21 »
And felching.

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Re: snip!
« Reply #35 on: 10 August 2011, 13:22 »
eeewwwwwwwwwwwww lol

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Re: snip!
« Reply #36 on: 11 August 2011, 09:15 »
And felching.

Ah...your sorted then

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Re: snip!
« Reply #37 on: 11 August 2011, 14:49 »
well after all that...

It was just a consultant appointment to make sure I really wanted it done  :undecided:

The real thing happens next week on Tuesday  :shocked:


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Re: snip!
« Reply #38 on: 11 August 2011, 15:46 »
my mate told me to buy a book when i went in for mine spent nearly a tenner on a book and didnt read it ,just about managed to finish readin sport pages in the back of the sun lol,if  i remember rightly i was in and out in bout 40-45 mins ,thats with pics of what there gonna do and signing my life away haha

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Re: snip!
« Reply #39 on: 11 August 2011, 16:27 »
my mate told me to buy a book when i went in for mine spent nearly a tenner on a book and didnt read it ,just about managed to finish readin sport pages in the back of the sun lol,if  i remember rightly i was in and out in bout 40-45 mins ,thats with pics of what there gonna do and signing my life away haha

Pics?

Like...

Doctor: Here is a picture of some testicles
You:  :grin:
Doctor: Here is a picture of some testicles that have been smashed by a hammer
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Doctor: Sign here please..
You:  :sick: