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Offline Guy

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Re: snip!
« Reply #60 on: 17 August 2011, 22:35 »

Well we all wan't to know, but I'm not afraid to ask.  :nerd:

When you knock one out/bang the wife for the first time, tell us if it feels/looks different.

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so what you are saying is... 'ask yer missus if it tastes different'?


Keep up Guy!  :grin:

Just to indulge my curiosity, and to answer a question others are to afraid to ask.

Ask your other half "if it tastes any different."

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i blame my painkillers  :laugh:

Offline The Mighty Elvi

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Re: snip! - today is the day
« Reply #61 on: 17 August 2011, 22:50 »
Doesn't xxxxxxxxx have a massage parlour?

I dont recall seeing one when I lived there.  Maybe there's one near Morrisons.  :lipsrsealed:

That'll sort you out. Bang tidy.


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Re: snip! - today is the day
« Reply #62 on: 17 August 2011, 22:52 »
Doesn't xxxxxxxxx have a massage parlour?

I dont recall seeing one when I lived there.  Maybe there's one near Morrisons.  :lipsrsealed:

That'll sort you out. Bang tidy.



i prefer the osteopath that i am seeing again tomorrow if thats ok thanks.. SWMBO works there so its all gravy  :wink:

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Re: snip! - today is the day
« Reply #63 on: 17 August 2011, 23:09 »
not likely, still feel like I've been kicked in the balls a few times  :undecided:

I was afraid of that, been whacked in the nuts enough for 1 life time and still do occasionally  :sick:
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Re: snip! - today is the day
« Reply #64 on: 17 August 2011, 23:13 »

i prefer the osteopath that i am seeing again tomorrow if thats ok thanks.. SWMBO works there so its all gravy  :wink:


Tits out and hand shandy?  Grand.



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Re: snip! - today is the day
« Reply #65 on: 18 August 2011, 00:08 »

i prefer the osteopath that i am seeing again tomorrow if thats ok thanks.. SWMBO works there so its all gravy  :wink:


Tits out and hand shandy?  Grand.


err... no... weird positions and having the middle of my back adjusted - not pretty