Jesus this has got a bit hairy since I left

R32, you are right in respect that I'm not up to speed with my tenancy rights hence my post asking for advice on here. I've been given plenty and it's appreciated. I'm ringing the landlord later in a bid to sort this all out (again). While I realise landlords have to cover their expenses etc I don't particularly appreciate the comments about students. We aren't all house trashing muppets and the house is seriously 100 times better in terms of cleanliness than when we arrived. The drawers were cracked when we moved in and have broken through natural wear and tear. Plastic gets brittle in the freezer, especially when it's no thicker than cling film.
I have plenty of stories and a few photo's of the damages but it's my word against his there. I'm talking dodgy wiring, 'something' eating the carpet, and a seriously damp wall (painting over mould) and covering an electrical switch in said wall with a 'do not use' sign next to it claiming it to be fixed

New plan of action today I think is to say take £15 from each of the bonds, meaning I'm still out of pocket but there is no loss for him whatsoever. He has the money and the drawer on order. If he refuses that he's a completely unreasonable c*nt and I will be forced to take legal advice. Only problem with that is his son is a barrister.
No offence R32 but I f**king hate student landlords. They make a bloody fortune every month and NEVER live up to their requirements. Out of 5 households I know of, none have had a hassle free transaction.
I shall report back later.