Parked my car last night outside one of the local shops to get a pack of biscuits. Whilst I was in there paying, a bloke popped in, then ran out. Saw him get into a car and heard the "clack-clack" as he was quickly trying to put his seatbelt on.
As I got back to my car I heard voices from above! No, it wasn't a guardian angel but two wonderful people who had witnessed the guy hit my car. He had gone into the shop then obviously panicked and driven off. They had his Reg Number. They are my witnesses and are quite happy to make a statement if required.
He has been reported to the police and has likely been paid a visit by my colleagues in uniform.
Damage isn't huge, but my car is a very straight standard example. Oh well. Insurance job and a new rear bumper I guess...


My guess is he'd had a couple after work and wasn't sure if he was over the limit or not and thought he'd got away with it... Have a nice day you w4nker!