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Offline MrBounce

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What a $%*&!!!!
« on: 17 June 2011, 17:15 »
Parked my car last night outside one of the local shops to get a pack of biscuits. Whilst I was in there paying, a bloke popped in, then ran out. Saw him get into a car and heard the "clack-clack" as he was quickly trying to put his seatbelt on.

As I got back to my car I heard voices from above! No, it wasn't a guardian angel but two wonderful people who had witnessed the guy hit my car. He had gone into the shop then obviously panicked and driven off. They had his Reg Number. They are my witnesses and are quite happy to make a statement if required.

He has been reported to the police and has likely been paid a visit by my colleagues in uniform.

Damage isn't huge, but my car is a very straight standard example. Oh well. Insurance job and a new rear bumper I guess...  :angry:



My guess is he'd had a couple after work and wasn't sure if he was over the limit or not and thought he'd got away with it... Have a nice day you w4nker!


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Offline s-l-i-x

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Re: What a $%*&!!!!
« Reply #1 on: 17 June 2011, 17:20 »
Karma for the witnesses. He will get his comeuppance  :evil:

Offline Mitching

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Re: What a $%*&!!!!
« Reply #2 on: 17 June 2011, 17:35 »
At least there was willing witnesses!

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Re: What a $%*&!!!!
« Reply #3 on: 17 June 2011, 18:42 »


......has likely been paid a visit by my colleagues in uniform.


No, he hasn't.

In about one to two months he'll just get a letter in the post asking him to admit it or deny it, NIP.
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Re: What a $%*&!!!!
« Reply #4 on: 17 June 2011, 18:45 »
what a twit hope you get it sorted mate  :wink:


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Re: What a $%*&!!!!
« Reply #5 on: 17 June 2011, 19:46 »
What biscuits did you get?  :huh:
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Re: What a $%*&!!!!
« Reply #6 on: 17 June 2011, 19:47 »
Sorry to hear Mr B, hope they find him and he gets done for being a f@cking imbecile.
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Re: What a $%*&!!!!
« Reply #7 on: 17 June 2011, 20:40 »


......has likely been paid a visit by my colleagues in uniform.


No, he hasn't.

In about one to two months he'll just get a letter in the post asking him to admit it or deny it, NIP.

I draw your attention to the "colleagues" bit.  I think he may have got a visit in double quick time imo.  :wink:
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Re: What a $%*&!!!!
« Reply #8 on: 17 June 2011, 21:14 »
What biscuits did you get?  :huh:
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Re: What a $%*&!!!!
« Reply #9 on: 17 June 2011, 21:16 »
What biscuits did you get?  :huh:
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if he didn't get hobnobs (any variety) or toffee jammie dodgers then he's way off track!