Well, I was up with the Larks this morning as I had to take my Sister's kids to school. So I made use of her massive TV and Sky, as you do.
"Chop Shop".

Couple of geezers from Laandan trying to make the fat one's dream car. He wanted a MK2. 4wd and super fast.

So, as you do, you think Syncro/Rallye. But oh no.
Of they pop to a scrap yard and pay £750 for a crushed Scooby. Plan to stick engine and drivetrain onto standard 3 door Mk2. Lots of chopping ensued.

Sadly I had to miss the final 20 minutes.
This is what they created.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMc06JDoRFk