Congrats Chuff,
It's the nonsense that people come out with. If a car is faster I will admit to it, hell I even own a slow mk4 1.8T, its not just about bhp, take torque into account and how the power is delivered and distributed, so you cannot just rely on what Mr. Sales man has told you about how awesome the VXR is. The VXR is by no means fun or fast from my experience (it is fast but not in comparison to other cars on the market).
Just wish I had recordings at what a VXR did to my mk4 and what a mk2 Leon Cupra R did to my golf in terms off getting away in the tunnel at QE2, both remapped and then what the 2.0T Cupra did to the VXR

This can go on all day, go outside, find a 2.0T S3 or Cupra and watch how it will embarrass the VXR... as you seem not to believe it for some strange reason... I've been surprised by what some cars can do, like a banged up corsa with a red top engine, but plain figures mean nothing like what you quoted.