My GTI keeps me young!

[am1w]

The idea for this thread has been shamelessly lifted from the US forum. Should inject a bit of fun and help promote bonding or bondage, which ever takes your fancy. 

I'll start:
I am seasoned citizen, being 63 years young. The Manual GTI keeps me young, excited and enables me to use all my limbs. I also have a Mercedes C Class 350 CDI Sport 7 speed Auto which I don't give a toss about.

The love affair with the GTI keeps getting stronger on a daily basis and I am getting a bit concerned with this amorous relationship as is the rest of my family. Tough titties to one and all, I say. I'm up in cloud nine. 

I wonder if UK responses will be as eloquent and fun as those from the USA.

[AGB]

The idea for this thread has been shamelessly lifted from the US forum. Should inject a bit of fun and help to promote bonding or bondage, which ever takes your fancy. 

I'll start:
I am seasoned citizen, being 63 years young. The Manual GTI keeps me young, excited and enables me to use all my limbs. I also have a Mercedes C Class 350 CDI Sport 7 speed Auto which I don't give a toss about.

The love affair with the GTI keeps getting stronger on a daily basis and I am getting a bit concerned with this amorous relationship as is the rest of my family. Tough titties to one and all, I say. I'm up in cloud nine. 

I do worry about you Asker. You're exhibiting all the signs of a http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Mechophile. 

[am1w]

The idea for this thread has been shamelessly lifted from the US forum. Should inject a bit of fun and help to promote bonding or bondage, which ever takes your fancy. 
I'll start:
I am seasoned citizen, being 63 years young. The Manual GTI keeps me young, excited and enables me to use all my limbs. I also have a Mercedes C Class 350 CDI Sport 7 speed Auto which I don't give a toss about.
The love affair with the GTI keeps getting stronger on a daily basis and I am getting a bit concerned with this amorous relationship as is the rest of my family. Tough titties to one and all, I say. I'm up in cloud nine. 
I wonder if UK responses will be as eloquent and fun as those from the USA.

I do worry about you Asker. You're exhibiting all the signs of a http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Mechophile. 

Don't, and you are off topic. 

[The Doc]

I'd say my 29 year old wife keeps me young 

My GTD keeps me busy with R&D, I really like my golf and it's perfect for it's roll but I love my land rover, every time I climb back inside I just feel at home, it does everthing well and you can do anything in it anywhere! Plus all of Max's stuff is easy to load into the back of it 

In short if it was going to be the golf or the disco it would be the golf going, but it's great to have both

[Keithuk]

Well I'm not that far behind him at 55. I wouldn't say it keeps me young as I've always loved sporty cars and motor bikes. I didn't opt for the GTI as its a boy racer car with poor fuel con and they tend to get pinched a lot. The GTD suits me fine.

[The Doc]

Well I'm not that far behind him at 55. I wouldn't say it keeps me young as I've always loved sporty cars and motor bikes. I didn't opt for the GTI as its a boy racer car with poor fuel con and they tend to get pinched a lot. The GTD suits me fine.

Diplomatic as ever 

I had to ditch my R1 and XJR1300 motorcycles when baby Max came along as per promise I made to myself when I started riding on the road, I have been looking around for a reasonable S/C Atom to replace them but they are hard to find in immaculate condition 

[am1w]

Well I'm not that far behind him at 55. I wouldn't say it keeps me young as I've always loved sporty cars and motor bikes. I didn't opt for the GTI as its a boy racer car with poor fuel con and they tend to get pinched a lot. The GTD suits me fine.

Diplomatic as ever 
I had to ditch my R1 and XJR1300 motorcycles when baby Max came along as per promise I made to myself when I started riding on the road, I have been looking around for a reasonable S/C Atom to replace them but they are hard to find in immaculate condition 

My neighbour has an Atom and hardly uses it. I'll ask him if he wants to sell it when I next see him. 

[Exonian]

My GTI keeps me young(ish), mostly because it gives me an excuse to have a bit of childish banter with likeminded individuals on the forums where I've 'met' some great people. The car itself bores my arse off though! Well, it did before I added a few bits to it, now it's just slightly dull. 

I also own an elderly Ibiza GTI, I prefer it to the Golf to be honest, it's old and not immaculate so I don't have to worry about where I leave it. It has good alround visibility and makes a nice noise. It's also quite pretty and has character.
The only downsides are the fact that it's a bit slow and the ride is hard. So that GTI could keep me young I guess(?)

The last GTI I really liked was my black '91 8V GTI, I didn't realise how much I liked that car until I sold it - on my Birthday! I sat through my Birthday meal and couldn't eat a thing...... That was a good few years ago now and I've never become attached to a car since, they're all a bit dull.

[am1w]

Due to my ripe old age, I drive like a transexual lesbian granny with large hanging gynaeomastia which inevitably get in the way. The manner of Wolfgang's handling me and vice versa are a breath of fresh air and most invigorating for one who nearly lost the will to live a very charged and varied life. With the long horns of Bruckner Symphonies egging me on, I now feel like a hysterical but happy school girl. 

I am trying to instill some humour into this thread, but it seems an uphill struggle. 

[Exonian]

I'd probably love my GTI more if it was a GTD DSG.
I know I'd love it more if it was a 22 year old blonde with a rich Dad, only trouble is that a 22 year old blonde would find me a bit dull......back to the drawing board.



By the way, what's a Bruckner, Asker?