Hi, new to the forum

[Jack4688]

2:1? If you get it then congrats, I got myself a 2:1 last year.

Make sure you gets a good valver, join the Dub-Tug Squad (MK3 section) and come rock with us. (Get it?) 

Cool, what course/uni?

I really don't get it.... I'm slow and a bit thick you may have to spell it out for me 

[Shady Pioneer]

I did Graphic Design and Sustainable Packaging at Bournemouth.

As for the joke, MK3s are referred to as boats due to their bloated size compared to MK2s and their underpowered engines. You'll here that a lot on here as time goes on.

Come rock with us (because boats rock back and fourth). That's B - for back, A - for ass, C for cucumber..... You get the point.

[Jack4688]

Ha thanks for explaining it for me

What do they call mk4s then? Surely they're more bloated compared it's predecessor than the mk3s are?

[Shady Pioneer]

MK4s are overweight turds. 

[Jack4688]

Just saw in this week's Autocar mag a diagram of each golf - the mk5 was lighter than the mk4 and now the 6 is heavier than the mk4, 5, 3, 2 and 1 put together