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Offline stokeballoon

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Re: Warty Knob
« Reply #10 on: 13 April 2011, 20:42 »
Like playing snooker with a rope.............



Ooops  Wrong website!

Offline am1w

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Re: Warty Knob
« Reply #11 on: 13 April 2011, 20:49 »
Like playing snooker with a rope.............
Ooops  Wrong website!

Or like driving a TT.  :tongue:
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Re: Warty Knob
« Reply #12 on: 13 April 2011, 21:24 »
 :grin: :grin: :grin:



A rather quick one though!  Helps dry the hair you know!

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Re: Warty Knob
« Reply #13 on: 14 April 2011, 12:00 »
So you and I have the same knob at last.
But, as usual, I was the first!!!! :smug:



Nothing more natural than two grown men comparing knobs to see if they are the same :grin:
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Re: Warty Knob
« Reply #14 on: 14 April 2011, 13:03 »
This post is definitely not for the ladies amongst us.  :grin:
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Re: Warty Knob
« Reply #15 on: 14 April 2011, 15:34 »
This post is definitely not for the ladies amongst us.  :grin:

In fact I'm most shocked to see you in this gutter thread young Amanda  :shocked:
Unless there's a not very cryptic message in your post above?  :smug: No, I'm sure in fact you are indeed very much a lady and wandered in here by mistake.

Talking of ladies, I thought Morag may have dropped by to offer some professional advice as I'm sure she must have experienced warty knob syndrome on small tail-less apes at some time during her illustrious career......
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Re: Warty Knob
« Reply #16 on: 14 April 2011, 15:47 »
Andy, may I suggest changing your warty knob for this one  :grin:

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Re: Warty Knob
« Reply #17 on: 14 April 2011, 15:59 »
That's an amazingly similar design to the original one Martin. So now we know what the designers were thinking. Maybe I should have just put a flesh coloured condom on my original knob?

Why exactly have you been googling knob shaped knobs Martin (?).....anything you'd like to confess to us....it's okay, you're amongst friends here; you can trust us........
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Re: Warty Knob
« Reply #18 on: 14 April 2011, 16:05 »
That's an amazingly similar design to the original one Martin. So now we know what the designers were thinking. Maybe I should have just put a flesh coloured condom on my original knob?

Why exactly have you been googling knob shaped knobs Martin (?).....anything you'd like to confess to us....it's okay, you're amongst friends here; you can trust us........

Point taken, I'm now googling DSG ( Dirty Sexy Girls )....  :smiley:


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Re: Warty Knob
« Reply #19 on: 14 April 2011, 16:11 »
 :grin:

I'm sure with your sexy DSG equipped car you attract all the dirty sexy girls anyway, where as us manual boys have got to keep ourselves amused...... :laugh:
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