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Offline Exonian

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Warty Knob
« on: 13 April 2011, 05:04 »
I really can't believe that you'd actually click on a topic with a title like this! Shame on you!!  :shocked:


Anyway, unfortunately I've not just come back from a break in Bangkok; instead I've just bought a new knob and thought I'd share it with everyone, particularly as there was a 10 page thread on the subject of this item last year.
Naturally it's second hand and cost about half the price of a new one, so without further ado; Ladies, Gentlemen, Boys and Girls let me introduce the new best friend for my left hand:



(Edition 30 owners, you can stop yawning now and p1ss off back to your own section  :grin: )
‘25 8.5R, ‘23 8R, ‘20 8CS, ‘19 135iX, ‘19 TCR, ‘17 Ed40, ‘17 GTD, ‘15 7R, ‘13 GTI PP, ‘11 GTI, ‘09 GTI, ‘98 Ibiza Cupra, ‘05 GTI, ‘06 Polo GTI, ‘04 GT TDI, ‘05 Fabia vRS, ‘02 GTI T, ‘03 Ibiza TDI 130, ‘01 Leon 180, ‘89 mk2 16v, ‘99 Ibiza TDI, ‘96 VR6, ‘98 Ibiza TDI, ‘92 VR6, ‘88 mk2 8v, ‘92 Polo G40, ‘91 mk2 8v, ‘89 mk2 8v, 205 GTI 1.9, ‘83 mk1 GTI, ‘80 Scirocco GTI, plus some others I’ve forgotten 

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Re: Warty Knob
« Reply #1 on: 13 April 2011, 06:32 »
May I ask how does your old knob look versus this one?  :smiley:

Offline R32UK

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Re: Warty Knob
« Reply #2 on: 13 April 2011, 07:25 »
Nice  :cool:

Big fan of the golf  ball style knobs!

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Re: Warty Knob
« Reply #3 on: 13 April 2011, 07:31 »
I prefer the DSG version feels like a proper knob  :grin: still very nice though  :cool:

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Re: Warty Knob
« Reply #4 on: 13 April 2011, 12:42 »
What a lovely knob  :wink:

As I'm not really a knob man, I personally prefer a good old fiddle with nice pair of paddles and an automatic crutch clutch  :smiley:
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Offline am1w

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Re: Warty Knob
« Reply #5 on: 13 April 2011, 13:16 »
So you and I have the same knob at last.
But, as usual, I was the first!!!! :smug:

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Re: Warty Knob
« Reply #6 on: 13 April 2011, 14:40 »
Age before beauty Asker.  :kiss:

I was too sensible tight to buy a new one, so had to wait months and months for a decently priced second hand one. No virgin knob for me, I wanted an experienced one to lead me......



My old knob looks a bit like a smooth silver dildo with silly cheap looking pinky red trims. I needed an organ from an elderly sea merchant to titivate my palm.  :drool:
‘25 8.5R, ‘23 8R, ‘20 8CS, ‘19 135iX, ‘19 TCR, ‘17 Ed40, ‘17 GTD, ‘15 7R, ‘13 GTI PP, ‘11 GTI, ‘09 GTI, ‘98 Ibiza Cupra, ‘05 GTI, ‘06 Polo GTI, ‘04 GT TDI, ‘05 Fabia vRS, ‘02 GTI T, ‘03 Ibiza TDI 130, ‘01 Leon 180, ‘89 mk2 16v, ‘99 Ibiza TDI, ‘96 VR6, ‘98 Ibiza TDI, ‘92 VR6, ‘88 mk2 8v, ‘92 Polo G40, ‘91 mk2 8v, ‘89 mk2 8v, 205 GTI 1.9, ‘83 mk1 GTI, ‘80 Scirocco GTI, plus some others I’ve forgotten 

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Re: Warty Knob
« Reply #7 on: 13 April 2011, 19:01 »
There is nothing like a substantial knob and I feel doubly blessed.  :smug: + :grin:

BTW Andy: The lower part of your shaft is hidden by a poorly retracted uncircumcised foreskin.  :shocked:
RED TORNADO 7R, 5 DR, DSG, DCC, DNS, DYNAUDIO, KI, WP, HBA, LN, SP

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Re: Warty Knob
« Reply #8 on: 13 April 2011, 20:14 »
The picture was taken at about half past four in the morning and my knob was a tad flaccid.
For photographic purposes I needed a prop to prop up my floppy knob and thus had to resort to things I could find immediately in the kitchen.
So to maintain an erect appearance I had to slide a bog roll cardboard tube thingy (sourced from the recycling bin; I don't actually crap in the kitchen unless unduly possessed by draught Bass  :grin: ) over the male coupling in leiu of an appropriate stiff shaft  :smug:

Once my warty knob has been deposited in the actual car I can maintain its stiffness by using my hard shaft and a suitable collar. I can then put my left hand to good tactile use.
Maybe not as stimulating as Martin's flaps that he can finger and caress, but there's still a lot to be said for a bit of manual palm on knob action.  :kiss:
« Last Edit: 13 April 2011, 20:19 by Exonian »
‘25 8.5R, ‘23 8R, ‘20 8CS, ‘19 135iX, ‘19 TCR, ‘17 Ed40, ‘17 GTD, ‘15 7R, ‘13 GTI PP, ‘11 GTI, ‘09 GTI, ‘98 Ibiza Cupra, ‘05 GTI, ‘06 Polo GTI, ‘04 GT TDI, ‘05 Fabia vRS, ‘02 GTI T, ‘03 Ibiza TDI 130, ‘01 Leon 180, ‘89 mk2 16v, ‘99 Ibiza TDI, ‘96 VR6, ‘98 Ibiza TDI, ‘92 VR6, ‘88 mk2 8v, ‘92 Polo G40, ‘91 mk2 8v, ‘89 mk2 8v, 205 GTI 1.9, ‘83 mk1 GTI, ‘80 Scirocco GTI, plus some others I’ve forgotten 

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Re: Warty Knob
« Reply #9 on: 13 April 2011, 20:21 »
LMFAO+++++ :laugh:

It's a heavy fcuker to keep up for any length of time. You performed like an experienced Urologist to ease your Erectile Dysfunction. Keep it up.  :grin:
RED TORNADO 7R, 5 DR, DSG, DCC, DNS, DYNAUDIO, KI, WP, HBA, LN, SP