Winter Pack

[gizzywizzy]

My cars covered in about 8"s of snow at the moment and I don't fancy driving it about in these conditions tbo..... so I've been driving around today in the Mrs Corsa which in all fairness has been excellent in the snow. Maybe I'll join the corsa forum for a couple of months  :smiley

Wish I had a full time wife!

What have you got then, a part time wife or a blow up doll?

We got a frustrated male pal of ours a blow up doll she was called Phillipa Hole and was very beautiful, would you like me to ask him to give you a loan Asker

[Jimble]

Sloppy deflated seconds? i read that and felt a little sick

[gizzywizzy]

Sloppy deflated seconds? i read that and felt a little sick

Beggars can't be too choosy

[am1w]

We got a frustrated male pal of ours a blow up doll she was called Phillipa Hole and was very beautiful, would you like me to ask him to give you a loan Asker

Thank you so much Amanda darling for attempting to give me a poor substitute of your goodself.
I must politely decline your very kind and considerate offer.
I might be into many things, but I resoloutely draw a line at this ultimate symbol of inanimate nechrophilia.

[Jimble]

Sloppy deflated seconds? i read that and felt a little sick

Beggars can't be too choosy

True 

[MAW73]

Two old men go to an escort service house. The madam asks them what they want. They say women. She asks, "How old are you?" They say 90.

So she tells one of the girls to take them upstairs and put each of them in a room with a blow up doll. So they go upstairs and do their thing.

When they come back downstairs the first old man asks the other "How was it?" The other one says "I think she was dead, she just layed there, how was yours?"

"I think mine was a witch."

"A witch?"

"Yeah, I bit her on the tit, she farted and flew out the window."

[am1w]

 
Now move the bloody picture, PLEASE!

[MAW73]

Now move the bloody picture, PLEASE!

I shall have a go at changing the sig pic just for you if my computer tech skills are upto it tomorrow.

[am1w]

Copy and paste the last one above the first, then copy and paste the first one below the last. Then delete as required the ones that are out of place.

Thank you.

[MAW73]

Copy and paste the last one above the first, then copy and paste the first one below the last.then delete as required the ones that are out of place.

I might go all christmasy and get some pics of the car with some tinsel drapped over the bonet and get one of those mini light up christmas trees to stick on the dash board