Winter Pack

[am1w]

Bloody hell Martin, you don't have to be so OTT and be such a tinsel t@rt with a heart.

[gizzywizzy]

Two old men go to an escort service house. The madam asks them what they want. They say women. She asks, "How old are you?" They say 90.

So she tells one of the girls to take them upstairs and put each of them in a room with a blow up doll. So they go upstairs and do their thing.

When they come back downstairs the first old man asks the other "How was it?" The other one says "I think she was dead, she just layed there, how was yours?"

"I think mine was a witch."

"A witch?"

"Yeah, I bit her on the tit, she farted and flew out the window."

Brilliant 

[gizzywizzy]

We got a frustrated male pal of ours a blow up doll she was called Phillipa Hole and was very beautiful, would you like me to ask him to give you a loan Asker

Thank you so much Amanda darling for attempting to give me a poor substitute of your goodself.
I must politely decline your very kind and considerate offer.
I might be into many things, but I resoloutely draw a line at this ultimate symbol of inanimate nechrophilia.

Do tell what kind of things are you into then? I'm saddened you don't want a loan of Phillipa but I'll get over it. Have you got any snow in your neck of the woods?

[am1w]

Amanda, my dearest.

I am a very tame and conservative person now as I am in my dotage. A great disappointment to my many admirers and ex-lovers of which there are many! I was a wild-child and having sowed my many wild  oats, have settled down and enjoy the simple things like my car, my wine, good food, classical music and my friends. Those wicked memories serve me well.

It is snowing here and I have no winter tyres as yet. I am a bit concerned regarding my journey tomorrow. I have no time during the week to put these on. Hopefully, this Saturday.

It is freezing in West London, where temperatures are much lower than the Centre of London.

None of the roads have been gritted or salted. The horse has bolted and they have shut the stable door too late. Typical.

[gizzywizzy]

Amanda, my dearest.

I am a very tame and conservative person now as I am in my dotage. A great disappointment to my many admirers and ex-lovers of which there are many! I was a wild-child and having sowed my many wild  oats, have settled down and enjoy the simple things like my car, my wine, good food, classical music and my friends. Those wicked memories serve me well.

It is snowing here and I have no winter tyres as yet. I am a bit concerned regarding my journey tomorrow. I have no time during the week to put these on. Hopefully, this Saturday.

It is freezing in West London, where temperatures are much lower than the Centre of London.

None of the roads have been gritted or salted. The horse has bolted and they have shut the stable door too late. Typical.

Keep warm and keep safe

[Rolfe]

I don't find the Golf all that quick to warm up, actually.  Less so than other cars I've had, or at least less so than the Pug GTi-6, the others are so long ago the memory has faded.  My impression is that I'm still shivering a bit by the point on the road where I'd have been turning the Pug's heating down.

What am I doing wrong?   

Rolfe.

[gizzywizzy]

I don't find the Golf all that quick to warm up, actually.  Less so than other cars I've had, or at least less so than the Pug GTi-6, the others are so long ago the memory has faded.  My impression is that I'm still shivering a bit by the point on the road where I'd have been turning the Pug's heating down.

What am I doing wrong?   

Rolfe.

The heater is a bit slow tbh, but I find the heated seats get warm very quickly.  Lovely to have a nice toasty bum, loathe to get out at the end of my journey,

[The Doc]

It is the GTI's that dont warm up fast but the GTD's do? - mine takes around 3 mins for toasty warm with a clear screen but you can feel warmer than ambient air within 15-20 secs.

I get in and press the max screen button but leave all other electrical consumers off while it warms up, as soon as I'm moving I turn on heated seats, lights etc

[celticdragon]

My cars covered in about 8"s of snow at the moment and I don't fancy driving it about in these conditions tbo..... so I've been driving around today in the Mrs Corsa which in all fairness has been excellent in the snow. Maybe I'll join the corsa forum for a couple of months 

..is that with winter tyres 

[am1w]

It is the GTI's that dont warm up fast but the GTD's do? - mine takes around 3 mins for toasty warm with a clear screen but you can feel warmer than ambient air within 15-20 secs.
I get in and press the max screen button but leave all other electrical consumers off while it warms up, as soon as I'm moving I turn on heated seats, lights etc

Wolfgang is one hot and horney cookie.
Always on heat.