I'm lucky enough to have a Mk2 with one previous owner, full service history and all the bills from new.
Even though I only do a few hundred miles a year, I want to keep this up and keep the cars history file up to date. This means an annual trip to the dealers.
I rang them today to book it in for basically an oil change and a stamp in the book.
"That'll be £140 please sir."
"That's a bit steep" I said, "what does that include?"
"Our basic lubrication service includes, oil and filter, pollen filter, so many point health check, scan for stored fault codes and a wash and vac."
I said "I don't have a pollen filter, it has no ODB port and I certainly don't want it washing. How much will it be without that lot"
"£140 sir."
"You really don't get it do you? Can I speak to someone who understands that I just want an oil change and a stamp in the book please?"
"They're on the phone at the moment. Can they call you back?"
20 minutes later,
"We can do that for £60 sir. Next Wednesday ok?"
"That'll be fine. Can I have a courtesy car for the day please?"
"Of course sir. See you next Wednesday."
That's more like it. I get another stamp in the book and a receipt for my file, a new car to tear round in for the day, and hopefully a short list of jobs that need attention that I can do myself at home all for £60.