I think you are a very insensitive person to belittle a wonderful organisation like the Samaritans. I also consider it 'not funny' for you to poke fun at the concerns I have with my car. It might be an insignificant deal for you, but it is not for me.
I have spent my hard earned money on this car and expect certain quality standards.
Needless to say, you may run a heap and don't care how it looks.