DSG owners are lazy, simple. Thats why there cars are normally speced to the hilt as there cannot be arsed to do anything for themselfs.

Moving a foot is like to much hard work to a DSG driver. 

I quite agree, I AM lazy. That's why I also enjoy having power steering, 4 electric windows (mine even has flick control, so I don't even have to keep my finger pressed down for 4 seconds, shudder the thought), automatic climate control, satnav, servo brakes...
And the best accessory of all: heated seats, so my metabolism can take time off and not even worry about keeping my body warm

Come to think of it, aren't cars for lazy people who can't be bothered to walk anyway?