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Re: Incompetant Road user's ??
« Reply #90 on: 08 February 2010, 15:19 »
Spend hours detailing my car yesterday. Less than 30 minutes on the road this morning, an idiot driving a 3 series (Turbo diesel) pull out in front of me and use his windscreen fluid when the weather is perfectly dry. What a w****r! :angry:

I Reacted! I undertook him and pull in front of him. Use my windscreen fluid to get him back! I was disppointed the jet in our golf is nowhere as strong as the BMW! He flashes me and I let him pass. Gave him the right gesture when he stares at me while overtaking me!

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Re: Incompetant Road user's ??
« Reply #91 on: 08 February 2010, 16:06 »
Spend hours detailing my car yesterday. Less than 30 minutes on the road this morning, an idiot driving a 3 series (Turbo diesel) pull out in front of me and use his windscreen fluid when the weather is perfectly dry. What a w****r! :angry:

I Reacted! I undertook him and pull in front of him. Use my windscreen fluid to get him back! I was disppointed the jet in our golf is nowhere as strong as the BMW! He flashes me and I let him pass. Gave him the right gesture when he stares at me while overtaking me!

Feel better after writing this!

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Re: Incompetant Road user's ??
« Reply #92 on: 08 February 2010, 17:20 »
He flashes me and I let him pass.

why did you let him pass?!  must have been an M3 right?!  :laugh:
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Re: Incompetant Road user's ??
« Reply #93 on: 08 February 2010, 21:03 »
He flashes me and I let him pass.

why did you let him pass?!  must have been an M3 right?!  :laugh:
No its a 320d! I can't see his front plate at 70+mph! I already let him know what he had done wrong so I let him pass to avoid any accident!

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Re: Incompetant Road user's ??
« Reply #94 on: 08 February 2010, 21:29 »
He flashes me and I let him pass.

why did you let him pass?!  must have been an M3 right?!  :laugh:
No its a 320d! I can't see his front plate at 70+mph! I already let him know what he had done wrong so I let him pass to avoid any accident!

Thats the nicest bit of road rage I've ever read.  :laugh:


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Re: Incompetant Road user's ??
« Reply #95 on: 08 February 2010, 21:31 »
Good one, Kev.
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Re: Incompetant Road user's ??
« Reply #96 on: 09 February 2010, 17:24 »
He flashes me and I let him pass.

why did you let him pass?!  must have been an M3 right?!  :laugh:
No its a 320d! I can't see his front plate at 70+mph! I already let him know what he had done wrong so I let him pass to avoid any accident!

you would sh1t on a 320d!!  don't ever let one pass you again!!  :smiley:
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Re: Incompetant Road user's ??
« Reply #97 on: 09 February 2010, 17:37 »
He flashes me and I let him pass.

why did you let him pass?!  must have been an M3 right?!  :laugh:
No its a 320d! I can't see his front plate at 70+mph! I already let him know what he had done wrong so I let him pass to avoid any accident!

you would sh1t on a 320d!!  don't ever let one pass you again!!  :smiley:

I agree totally... had to murder one today to restore the balance :evil:

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Re: Incompetant Road user's ??
« Reply #98 on: 09 February 2010, 20:10 »


I agree totally... had to murder one today to restore the balance :evil:

excellent work  :grin:  i also destroyed one on the way home, a 520d and then some dumbass in a 318d (wtf?!) who thought he could keep up - no. you. can't.

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Re: Incompetant Road user's ??
« Reply #99 on: 09 February 2010, 21:50 »
Thanks guys for the retaliation to the BMW Turbo diesel brigade!
I am very sorry I am letting the side down. Maybe I am getting old and my testosterone level is dropping.

Fitted my BMC filter and change the engine oil today! Just waiting for my Bluefin to arrive.

That should be enough for the innocent looking Golf (Cause on standard wheels) to keepup with those Range Rovers and X5 turbo diesel!
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