Thanks for the defence boys 
I clearly am not that stupid to know that there isn't a chance the air is moving that slow to actually pick up heat. As previously stated, I'm a shallow tw@t and thinks the carbon looks nice 

hey dunna worry mate, just a bit of friendly banter, i do actually like the mk5 gti, and have driven a few in work so know that there're no slouch.
yours looks nice too from the pic's i've seen